Internet of Flings – The practice of taking a meaningful topic and applying advanced buzzword techniques to render it meaningless (see “Internet of Things” and “Social Business”)
Empticon – an emoticon that has no value or meaning
Genereal disease – When you’re sick of everything
Blogwash – sounds like hogwash, you get the idea
Discoutrage – to discourage outrageous behavior
Cracktivism – Supporting causes with snark”
Zitgeist – the general intellectual, moral, and cultural climate of teenagers
Notifiction – A notice of something that isn’t really happening
Onomatopotato – The sounds that tells you the microwave baked potato is a tad overcooked
Smackablecontent – Obnoxious social media posts
Nonversation – Two people shouting opinions past each other. Not to be confused with a dialogue
Nimbecile – Someone who is adept at artfully doing something very difficult yet also very stupid
Spamsoring – Publishing sponsored social media posts that nobody cares about