Originally uploaded by douglashaslam.
I am scratching my head as to why this “Do Not Manipulate” tag is sewn into the fly of this pair of pants. Is this a message? For abstinence? Anti- “self-manipulation?” Do I need to buy five more pants to make a complete sentence, like the old Burma Shave ads?
This is the strangest crotch message I have seen since the kids’ underwear that had “I like to explore” written on the front.